This is how to change tires Karissa Shannon

Karissa Shannon and her boyfriend Sam Jones drug dealer got the frames flat yesterday, mud, it was raining. So to make sure her shirt didn't get wet, took off from Karissa and changing frames in her bra.

The bad news is that these images we've seen stages of Salé.

The good news is these died almost certainly about a mile after returning to the car that first question determined how they get the wrench during standing 3 feet away, bent over with her legs straight, or while pushing her tits. I'm not a mechanic but that really doesn't look correct.

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Kardashians made $ 65 million last year

Kardashians don't really do anything, of course, very definitely can say they would be doing even less if Kim didn't really have great tits and sex bar, but do I did, and so far says "Hollywood Reporter" grossed a collective family $ 65 million in 2010.

These days, Kim stated that charges up to $ 25,000 as well as the logo in the Twitter-most family "Twitter" in their contracts.
According to one talent ranglr THR Kim charges up to $ 100,000 to $ 250,000 to attend an event — even 1 million abroad.
Jenner was not shy about when willing to maintain success proved it. "My fantasy to" keep up with the kardashians ", your questions almosmalzei knew that it would be profitable? Wish I had more children. "

OK that last part was a bit scary, but hardly a disturbing fact that kardashians more than Angelina Jolie, Sandra Bullock, Tom Cruise, combined. Amazing, isn't it? So take that Sandra Bullock! Look at you talkin shit all the time. It is not difficult to date, you!

Goooo wants to put on Playboy again

Again in September, I made $ 400,000 goooo pose naked in Playboy. Amazingly, I can say that because I suppose it's kind of slutty, they refused.

But not forever, as it turns out. E! Says ...

“…I feel something strong women. As long as they're covering up some parts, I'm good ", and she laughed."We must hide KUKA Fiji. And then it's like, why not? You can see my breasts in half the time anyway. "

Yes, absolutely. What is the point. And Playboy. If it ain't gonna take off her clothes, why bother. If the hands develop strategy too large, can I spend my adolescent baiting ads for liquid dishes.

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Evening news headlines

Sherlock Holmes will be officially called, Sherlock Holmes: the game of shadows A. title best barely there no title at all. (mtv)

Craig Morgan-country singer appeared two rescued from a house fire. "The lady who owns the House came out with a fire extinguisher. I tried to extinguish it but didn't work. "Then it was that Ms. Morgan said that her children inside. But at least they have saved a fire extinguisher. (Fox)

Megan Fox-filming some scenes snowboarding today for friends with kids with Jon Hamm. Needless to say it looks great. Which makes sense considering that they practically into "Fox".

Cameron Diaz is copied, the ugly

Cameron Diaz and her boyfriend Alex Rodriguez spent some time in the gym in Venice yesterday, Holy shit. I haven't seen weapons that exploded since considered women by about 10 minutes. Now I know what girls should feel when they see me on weekends, on the farm to my shirt and my muscle race shiny in the Sun also worked with abused horses. Come up and tell me, "Wow, those horses certainly fortunate to have someone like you." but know of one lucky really? It's me, my friends. It's me.

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Video ' hold against me ' "Britney Spears"

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Lindsay formally again that Lindsay

Lindsay Lohan spent about 12 weeks in rehab, nearly 6, even though previously they managed to get arrested for theft a felony, it still did not feel she again at 100 percent.

Now we're good. X 17 says ...

Lindsay came to get her party last night, after a friend Samantha Ronson to old stomping grounds in nightclub Teddy Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood.
Arrived in her Porsche lindes rented at 1: 45 pm hotel car, looking for Sam.

A little while later Lindsay car Sams decoration home. Oh, but why isn't Lindsay car engine?

"Doesn't look like Lindsay, respectively. She didn't need to be behind the wheel and Sam always takes care of Lindsay regardless ... Sam feels responsible for Lindsey therefore Lindsey that she would drive her home. "

So Lindsay was drunk. Been twisting what surprising plot that. We hope that bear this theft crime she will go to jail for a long time so that we do not have to deal with. But I'm just gonna wait till you go one night House, dug a trench around her home and fill with the Crocodile God damned thing.

As Rios miley grumpy

A few days ago GQ published an interview with Billy Ray Cyrus as he was afraid his daughter Miley's future, and that he regrets ever allowed resulted in Hannah Montana.

Self-defence, it can be read either. But either they or someone summarize, because bobitir says ...

"Say Miley angry understatement," friend (says). "A furious her flesh and blood make private matter even year. Who would think it is Michael Lohan? "
…() It struck me, saying it "unforgivable" Billy Ray will begin randomly bite the hand that feeds him.
"Isn't this what father. "A bad start for ' Hannah Montana ' those years made millions, and now that Miley is turned 18 decisions, do it. Unforgivable. "

Maybe not a good sign Miley considers itself "the hand that feeds" Billy Ray, but whatever. I just everything came through a translator so we didn't have to hear the vernacular about mules webomblibis or some shit like that.

Justin Biber shot to death in the container security initiative

Justin Biber made his appearance on container security initiative last night, playing "troubled teen killed his brother container security initiative". Ultimately, Justin goes for battle, the same way in real life, immediately ends backpack covered in blood.

And everything was ridiculous, mostly because it's impossible to look tough with that haircut. Having said that, as well as Red Hat and bow tie covered in altarter.

Evening news headlines

Sherlock Holmes will be officially called, Sherlock Holmes: the game of shadows A. title best barely there no title at all. (mtv)

Craig Morgan-country singer appeared two rescued from a house fire. "The lady who owns the House came out with a fire extinguisher. I tried to extinguish it but didn't work. "Then it was that Ms. Morgan said that her children inside. But at least they have saved a fire extinguisher. (Fox)

Megan Fox-filming some scenes snowboarding today for friends with kids with Jon Hamm. Needless to say it looks great. Which makes sense considering that they practically into "Fox".

The Kardashians Made $65 Million in 2010

If any of you are near a loaded handgun and just looking for a reason, Merry Christmas? Via The Hollywood Reporter:

Since their arrival on E! in 2007, thanks to such no-boundaries behavior, the tightknit family has ably defied the laws of 15-minute reality TV fame while building a wildly profitable empire. As the cameras keep rolling on the eight-member clan’s topsy-turvy domestic life, the Kardashians have cashed in, making more money last year than what Angelina Jolie, Sandra Bullock and Tom Cruise are estimated to have earned combined: a staggering $65 million (a source close to the family confirms the figure). As manager, Kris Jenner personally takes 10 percent.

Wait a minute. You can’t spit without hitting this story, yet no one stopped to notice the source is a vague “someone close to the family” while reading a four page article on how Kris Jenner plays the media to her advantage? C’mon. That’s like sitting next to Mel Gibson and wondering who’s pistol whipping you until you make with the blowjobs.

YOU: Who keeps doing that- OW! Wait, was that a gu- SONOFA! Show yourself! Mel, are you catching this?
MEL: Sorry, I was watching that pack of n-ggers over there.
YOU: Oh. Well, keep your eyes peeled.
MEL: Will do. Say, have you tried blowing someone? I hear that works.
YOU: Really? Anything to make it stop at this point, I guess.
MEL: That’s the spirit.

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Britney Spears Has a New Video

The video for Britney Spears‘ new single “Hold It Against Me” was released last night, and it’s interesting only in the fact that thousands of quick-cuts and camera angles still can’t sell Britney Spears being capable of choreographed dance moves anymore. If you watch this thing – And Christ be with you. – notice how she barely moves and just puts her hands up while dancers dance around her. When it comes time for the big number at the end, she’ll just sort of move to the side and then they’ll quickly cut away so you don’t know if she saw a donut box, or they just tossed her up there and assumed random chance dictates she’ll turn in the right direction in at least one shot. (She doesn’t.) Oh, and also the Britney versus Britney fight? If you think she did any of those moves herself, the government should be allowed to sterilize you. I think that’s a fair test from here on out. “There’s two Britney’s there, y’all. She can fight! Damn! Why you pokin’ me with those needles? Why my umerus all fallin’ out? Aw, shit, free Slim Jims? WHOO-EEE!”

Pete Wentz: ‘Ashlee Simpson Wouldn’t Stop Partying’

From the minute the papers were filed, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz’s divorce had been pinned entirely on Pete touring with a new band while Ashlee sat a home with the baby. Now his friends are coming forward and saying it was actually Ashlee who was out late partying for months with a “crew of skateboarders” and neglecting Bronx. Us Weekly reports:

“She would lose track of time,” the insider says.
Fall Out Boy rocker Wentz, 31, “started getting burnt out” by those antics, another source says. On the road with his band, he “would constantly check in on Ashlee, and he’d have his friends call the house and her cell to make sure she said she was where she said she was going to be,” an insider explains. “He felt like he couldn’t trust her.”

I’m actually inclined to believe this story because the Simpson family has a long and documented history of drinking themselves ass-tarded. Not to mention it hinges on Ashlee Simpson surrounding herself with men who don’t wear makeup or cry for hours on end for no reason. I hear chicks are into that. “So you’re going to have sex with me, but without sucking your thumb and clutching a wool scarf afterward? Wow, I think I already came. But, hey, next time we’ll try it your way with the penis stuff. Pinky swear.”

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Lady Gaga: ‘Rosario Dawson Should Play Me in a Movie. Or Marisa Tomei.’

In an interview with “The Morning Mash Up” on Sirius XM, Lady Gaga talks about how her life is “destined” to be a movie and that she should be played by an eight-foot tall multi-ethnic giant or a 45-year-old Italian woman. Either one. Via The Huffington Post:

“I think at some point, yes. I think I’m sort of destined for that screen at some point. … I’ve always been a big fan of Rosario Dawson,” she said. “Oh, you know what, I would have Marisa Tomei play me. I am such a Marisa Tomei fan. All my friends call me Marisa when I get angry. Because my New York accent just flies out of my body and I start smacking my gum.”

She then went on to admit she “drinks whiskey and stuff” all day while I’ll assume everyone just sort of nodded and mouthed the word “heroin” to each other. From there she mostly gnawed on the microphone until a janitor came in and shooed her away with a broom. “But it’s my creative cheeeese! Oh, all right…”

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‘I’m Gonna Eat It.. Gonna Eat it Right Off…’

Kelsey Grammer apparently never pulled his muzzle away from Kayte Walsh’s because here he is two days later still locked in combat with his inner-beast and its eternal hunger for human face. It’s almost as if every kiss pains him, but at the same time, his heart has never known such love. Not counting all those other marriages. “That doesn’t suggest a pattern,” he’ll say while slowly pulling meat tenderizer out of his pocket. “And this will bring out your eyes,” he also says.

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Leighton Meester For Absolutely No Reason and Other News

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Cameron Diaz is Madonna Now

Because A-Rod clearly prefers a strong, unyielding arm up the anus, here’s a ripped Cameron Diaz leaving a Venice Beach gym yesterday. Unfortunately for her, I can see the semblance of a breast so this relationship was doomed before it even began. It’s a hard truth, but someone has to tell her before she spends another night packing sand in her vagina and building up the courage to eat a small African child. Not that she should feel bad or anything because we all do crazy shit for love. I spent most of 2009 pretending to be a bottle of Canadian Club in Don Draper’s office. — To attract chicks! Women. God, I love them and those things they have in places, all thinging around.

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Chris Rock on Racism

You got kids? Kids always act up the most before they go to sleep. And when I see the Tea Party and all this stuff, it actually feels like racism’s almost over. Because this is the last

Lindsay’s a Lesbian Again. In Theory.

Judging by this tweet this morning sent by the guy.. thing and reports of them spending Valentine’s Day together, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are probably having heterosexual intercourse right now. Penis into the vagina:

watching grey’s anatomy-my fav show-

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 15

Have a seat right over there.

Welcome to the 15th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet, and Christ, did you people bring your game this week. It got to the point where my photo editor and I were getting into slap-fights over which comments to include until we made up over pedis. Totally straight work practices aside, I make a lot of cracks about the comments leaving me curled in the fetal position with a loaded gun suckled in my mouth each night, but in all honesty, it’s a grenade we have a nice little dysfunctional community here. Granted, I’d never take a bullet for any of you, in fact I’d use each and every one of you as a shield without hesitating, but– Well, that’s actually all I wanted to say there. The shield thing.

XOXO,

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