Lindsay Lohan really nice now, not drunk whore

Instead of spending the weekend in jail where they belong, Lindsay Lohan was free to do what she wanted. It's almost as if they never got caught doing Coke. But she still has the next hearing, until the night she feigned care about the less fortunate. E! An article

(Lindsay) spent part of Sunday visit Center Centre DreamWorks mission and outreach in Los Angeles.
She with children and families, signing autographs and handing out prefect some teenage girls.
Dream Center is here in the time and was really nice today, a great place it is necessary to give back.I feel blessed, "Lohan later tweeted.
Mr Lohan wanted to make a return visit to see some young women reside there.

Oh I bet it's not that she was ...

"This is life.This life worth living!

And Fayette County. my fault. This was the last quotation on helping children in India in December but seems even more worth living where one drop drunk, coke, theft of $ 35,000 and watches. because granted home from India, instead of helping children, and that's what I did., to be fair, this sounds way more fun than some legit dirty little bite you and get some dreadful disease.

Won Kim Kardashian dress dressed contest

yikes. Pacific Coast says dress Kim Kardashian wore this week is the same that wore clothes overnight. Wow Um ... they have alleged that both parents the same, but it seems impossible to believe. That's like that scene where they wear clothing gertis.

Lindsay Lohan wants $ 10,000 for a Scram

This is the first time that Lindsay Lohan was worn bracelet went away for the third time, it is clear that it would cost the pictures of this amazing event a pretty penny. You just have to do something for the third time. There is no going back. Those boots resourceful Lindsay knows this well. Us says downloads

He was shopping itself around a picture Lindsay quietly wear her days went away after leaving prison bracelet.
"Lindsay Lohan on the phone about PAP agencies all weekend trying to get $ 10,000 in advance are even bracelet went away.It was pimping it every weekend, looking for 10 great, but who wants to deal with the headaches?"

Yes this is the problem we all pictures viewed from Lindsey in Bracelet Scram. when there are 8 million of something, not really so special anymore. it would be like selling a car, and each one ad about how a radio station.

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Quote of the Day

People:

Ms. Lohan cannot be released early because this isn’t a jail sentence,” L.A. Sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore says. “She’s being held by court order until her hearing on Oct. 22.”

It’s been a beautiful day.

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Vacation Mode

Good morning, citizens!

Before hunkering down for the fall/winter months and becoming Grizzly Adams with a porn addiction, I squeezed in a long overdue vacation. Literally my first in over three years, but enough about the hardships of blogging in your underwear. What does this mean for you, o, sucklers of my words?

Posts are going to be less frequent and a little erratic this week. They might be right on time, they might be hours behind, or through the magic of Jack Daniels, they might be written in a strange language not even I myself know how to read. — So, really, no different than usual now that I think about it.

In the meantime, my MacBook Pro is hitting me with an electric tingle whenever it’s plugged in at my condo. I picked up a small surge protector thinking that would do the trick. No dice. Any advice, hit me in the comments or producer AT thesuperficial.com. Also, “Go to a Genius Bar,” is not a viable option though I appreciate everyone who’s already suggested it’s all the penis I’m ingesting because I use a Mac. It’s simple, yet elegant.

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Katy Perry’s Cleavage to Sesame Street: ‘We’re Still Here’

Katy Perry appeared on the premiere of Saturday Night Live this weekend where she apparently took a yam-jab at the Sesame Street boobhaha that ended with her being motorboated off the show. (Should’ve stopped at boobhaha.) Last I checked she was going to be allowed back to play with Elmo, but somehow I don’t think that’s the case now. However, nice job by her people for sexualizing a children’s show for maximum publicity. How dare you play to my simple, easily manipulated, baser urges?! (Would she like some shoes?)

The Superficial is in Vacation Mode this week. Normal posting resumes Monday, Oct. 4.

Ashton Kutcher is Basically the Pool Boy

While most people aren’t buying Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore’s very public attempts to look like a happy couple, this latest photo posted to Twitter over the weekend actually has me convinced Ashton didn’t bang another woman. Here’s why:

Demi Moore clearly dominates this relationship and has Ashton Kutcher’s balls in a safe deposit box whose location is known only by her and Rumer Willis if properly hypnotized. Seriously, why would he continue these shenanigans? Absolutely no one is going to fault the guy for waking up and (correctly) realizing young vagina is the bee’s knees. He can easily walk away and go on with his life. On the other hand, Demi Moore would look like an aging shrew whose vagina is no longer part of a bee’s anatomy – minus the stinger. So, what this photo demonstrates to me is a man who more than likely spends his days carting her children around when he’s not verbally abused into having Snuggle Parties for the cameras. He probably couldn’t cheat on her if there was a gun to his head. “While I appreciate the effort, excellent choice in caliber by the way, this really isn’t working for me. But we can still be Tweety friends!”

EDIT: For shits and giggles, I added Demi Moore’s new Twitter background. (Copycat.)

Photo: Twitter

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Lindsay Lohan Loves The Homeless Now

Because nothing inspires the homeless like a rich drug addict sporting a court-ordered alcohol monitoring device, Lindsay Lohan stopped by the Dream Center Sunday night to hand out purses to homeless teens. You know, so they have a place for all their cell phones, credit cards, make-up, car keys, etc. God, she’s so thoughtful. E! News reports:

According to a source, LiLo’s business manager Lou Taylor, who also was part of her group, is a supporter of the facility and encouraged her to visit.
While there, Lindsay met with children and families, signing autographs and handing out purses to some of the teen girls.
“What a great place The Dream Center is here in LA… had a nice time there today, it’s so important to give back. I feel blessed,” Lohan later tweeted.

Oh, good, she signed autographs. Why, I can almost see a poor, malnourished girl returning to her cot now, hugging a signed photo of a woman she’s never heard of before. “Some day I’ll be addict myself to the richest drug money can buy. I just have to.. ‘Always Clean My Room?!’ Did that bitch seriously write ‘Clean My Room?’ I’m homeless. Where’s my hobo shiv?” (Don’t act like they all don’t have one.)

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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Jessica Simpson is judge "inserted" Sri

Winner of "project runway" decided every year by giving a few designers display included in "fashion week" in New York. It's a big, huge honour, therefore always get celebrity guest friendly really as judge. Or in this case, Jessica Simpson. People say

With her new line of denim stores now, it is appropriate that Jessica Simpson is getting its feet wet runway fashion shows in New York fashion week "," Thursday, starlet trip to end "project runway", where judges guests a surprise.

Jesus Christ, the people in the audience actually clap? I thought the people mean.BU that fat bitch.Discourage them. life style and nice clothes, and she sells denim bras and panties. "Poww, powww you suck! "

Kim Kardashian Playboy madness

Playboy launched 7 new pictures of the famous photographer Kim Kardashians 2007 (people say it is 25, but 7. is not new; no worries look something, do we have to humiliate me every day, just take my word for it), which she now regrets ever having taken. She tells "Harpers Bazaar" (via Huffington Post) ...

"I'm sorry I did Playboy.You're not comfortable ", she remembers, even while she happy." Go to him, "recalls her mother said. "Probably not prompted again. We do not have view on the air. No one knows who you are. it and you have this beautiful images when you look at my age."

So you can guess how she feels about new.

"It was really annoyed Kim released new images. She freaked out there, and she does not believe that they were going to be seen again. "

Do they talk about guilt or nude photos Kardashian and her huge tits?Such, it is one of the best pictures Playboy than ever.Since that didn't go away, all men on Earth right clicking them hell, then "settings" folder or something like that and hid in three other folders.

That does not work if the date girls understand computers, BTW. She will simply run a search on all .jpg files will suck. mind your own business you can bitch intelligent.

(Here pics NSFW 13-7 first-source of all new

Lindsay Lohan and want to be a MOM

Lindsay Lohan dumb, irresponsible and immature, thief alcohol a drug addict, $ 600,000 in credit card debt, millions more debt in regular, and may not be the source of income at the moment. And believe it or not, any of this even better reason why they should not have children.

According to "touch", this is ...

Lindsey hated alone thought baby would make an ideal companion.

Miley Cyrus knows how to dress

Seriously? This is how dressing young people these days? To go to bread banira? Cannot get rid of the feeling I got screwed. I'm gonna give all the girls I went to high school with and tell them they suck.

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Lindsay Lohan used better in boxing

Lindsay Lohan Kikbksing took a class in Los Angeles yesterday (below), and such things best when done in bikini (here). Well when they were not serious criminals, surly, such as the vagina who maybe ashtrai tastes.

Lisa Marie Presley drunk

Lisa Marie Presley landed in the pile on the stairs to her hotel in London, but to be fair, she is incredibly drunk. Based on my experience with dozens of stoning girl white suburbs, it can be said that they are not natural climbers. I have one of those means Scooby Doo become my stairwell to slice anyway, to make sure you don't might break, but you don't need to be honest. It was fun though. You should see surprised look!

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Halle Berry has taken a new lover

Halle Berry has seen a lot with boyfriend Gabriel Aubry recently, which makes a kind of sense since the date for 4 years and was a little girl together in 2008, but since they're in April, she was not a lot of social life.

Seriously?

واسمحوا لي أن احصل على هذا مباشرة: جيسيكا سيمبسون الذين تضاعفت في حجمها منذ يونيو الماضي، انسحبت شعرها إلى الوراء، على لباس المترهل، ثم ينظر في مرآة وقال:

You never guess that is

Are you ready to answer? It's pretty unexpected so brace yourself.

From Britney Spears ....

Oh, I know, right?I went to the "Johnny rockets" in Calabasas yesterday, which is weird because he will assume she remained in the hair salon.So they finished their extensions but no large pieces missing. cleaner has done haircuts on people who had passed out drunk and you are afraid of waking up.

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Lindsay Lohan has red hair again

Lance Lindsay swirl all started when dyeing her hair blond started, even if girls with red hair and big tits type second best girl just behind girls Asian big tits. If I dated a girl Asian big tits and red hair, after a few weeks they'll never explicitly to suspect that my Dick was out of sorts of stone.

The point, perhaps is a good sign that Lindsay in Santa Monica today and her hair red and beautiful.Or maybe not, maybe it's about going to other crime spree, this part of her disguise. be honest, both seem equally.

‘We’re Getting Sued. Put Some Damn Pants On Her.’

“I never worn a law suit ‘fore, y’all! Hot dawg!”

Here’s an almost cleaned-up Britney Spears being paraded in front of the paparazzi yesterday in what I can only assume is a concentrated effort to convince people she’s not an abusive vagina monster despite recent litigation suggesting otherwise. Now, while I admire the fact someone actually got her into a pair of pants, allow me to make some quick suggestions:

1. Buy her a bra that, oh I dunno, actually fits over her breasts. It might seem strange at first, but trust me, nothing says deranged mommy like rogue nipples. Fact.
2. Wait until after you shove her in front of the cameras to have that morning frap. Granted, you’re risking a hostage situation, it’s a small price to pay so people don’t think she murdered an entire Starbucks all over her pants because they were out of caramel sauce.

(That last part actually happened, didn’t it? See? This is what I’m talking about.)

Photos: Fame

Angelina Jolie Doesn’t Have Any Friends

You’d think having an international reputation as a husband stealer would endear you to women the world over thus creating a cabal of lasting friendships, but then again, I’ve always been something of a handsome visionary. Long story short, nobody likes Angelina Jolie. Us Magazine reports:

“I’ll talk to my family,” the actress — who is currently in Pakistan — said. “I talk to Brad

Michael Lohan Wants To Do Maury Povich

Probably could’ve worded that headline a little differently, but let’s not close any doors here.

Seen here getting his morning creep of Lindsay’s house in today, Michael Lohan is apparently trying to get the woman who bore his love child (Hello, 2008.) to go on The Maury Povich Show and take another paternity test to settle this thing once and for all. For the third time. (Read: Guess who wants to get out of paying child support and/or make a quick buck trying.) RadarOnline reports:

“For the third time, Kristi has declined,” Lohan told RadarOnline.com. “Tell me, if Kristi is so sure, and she even had the nerve to change Ashley’s birth certificate to my last name, WHY won’t she take the test?”
Michael told RadarOnline.com exclusively that his attorney plans to ask a judge if Kaufman’s $300,000 judgement for support be set aside while he reopens the case in Kaufman’s hometown of Montana.

When we last left this saga, Lindsay announced on her MySpace that Michael confirmed to his family that he did, in fact, father a love child with a woman he cheated on Dina with. Then again, I’m citing Lindsay Lohan as a source, so none of that probably happened and she got the idea while drinking a bowl of Red Bull for dinner. “Hmm, surprisingly fresh can today.

Snooki: The Branding Kiss of Death

Despite being a talking, shot-taking marsupial incapable of carrying a bag down a flight of stairs so her fat ass just chucks it, Snooki is reportedly the last thing fashion houses want to see near their brands. – Think Starbucks and Britney Spears except without all the profit margins from repeat purchases. – And now they’re going so far as to give her free shit but strictly from a place of genius sabotage. Via Techdirt:

Allegedly, the anxious folks at these various luxury houses are all aggressively gifting our gal Snookums with free bags. No surprise, right? But here’s the shocker: They are not sending her their own bags. They are sending her each other’s bags! Competitors’ bags!
Call it what you will

Justin Bieber is Above the Law

Because it’s important for every child star to build their way up to running over a baby with a car, Justin Bieber got his first taste of celebrity justice over the weekend after throwing a water balloon at a state trooper which, surprise, is what happens when you give a 16-year-old kid a billion dollar music franchise. (See, also: Handjobs from Kim Kardashian.) E! News reports:

Our source says that Bieber was having a blast tossing water balloons at people’s crotches backstage…until he made direct contact with the ticked-off state trooper, who was part of a unit on hand for crowd control.
Bieber then retreated to his trailer while his bodyguard successfully persuaded the officer not to put a black mark on the kid’s squeaky-clean record (not including the madness that ensues among his fans when his very name is mentioned).
A state police spokesman described Bieber’s behavior Sunday as “inappropriate,” but he confirmed that no incident report was written and no further action will be taken against the teen or his entourage.

I can’t help but feel that a happier, less soul-crushing ending to this story would’ve been seeing Justin get thrown into a middle school dance as the officer pretends his gun is too wet to shoot. (Been there.) “Sorry, kid. –

Floyd Mayweather Jr. Looks Remorseful

In the docs she states that Floyd came into her Las Vegas home Thursday morning and awoke her by, “pulling me by my hair and throwing me on the ground in my living room and began punching me in my head.” She claims Floyd then began “dragging me on the floor and twisting my arm back … in attempt to try and break it.” According to the documents, Josie claims Floyd “continued to beat me in front of

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Kristin Cavallari Seems Really Important All of a Sudden

Realizing taking photos of a Lindsay Lohan movie that mysteriously nobody is talking about making anymore is astronomically dumb, photographer Tyler Shields has wisely moved on to taking sexually provocative photos of Kristin Cavallari. A woman whose breasts I once insulted but only because my penis deep, intellectual brain part underestimated how relevant she is. So very, very relevant. (How do we get her on our money?)

Photos: Tyler Shields

Lindsay Lohan banned from her country movies now

Kim Kardashian on "the tonight show" earlier this week, Leno asked why they never gotten in trouble like Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan.

I don't know what she said, didn't see it, but what we are talking about at us.com if you care about.And may not be even Lindsay to be honest but Kim looked really hot last night, and woven in unrelated stories, we all sit down and enjoy.

But that's about Lindsey, and how everyone hates them. including Robert Rodriguez, who gave her a small role in his new movie

Lindsay Lohan not naked in ' AX '

AX ' at the Venice Film Festival. Lindsay Lohan isn't there because nobody likes her, but she probably should have because they have 3 nude scenes in ' AX ', and everyone is talking about it for years.

Or maybe you get it, said Mr whipping, who tells him either tester, or replaced by a body double in each scene.

Scene 1: Lindsay Lohan in the pool with Marc Rachel Alicia playing her mother.Breast of Marc very visible above the water, but are retained in the Lohan just below it.
She calls Trejo Danny to join them and we have cut the lead trailer Marek unknown blonde female breasts exposed on both sides of most of them certainly not Lohan in this shot.
After this flashback, so to speak, a Trejo at the back of his dead where is passed.Lohan on the left, we see only partial on her left breast again obscure arm.

Scene 2: Jeff Fahey watching footage of pool (in Grindhouse trailer) with Mark & unknown blonde again with Trejo tits displayed.

Scene 3: Lindsay Lohan, Rachel waking, mark both naked Alicia. we can see tits for Marc. Lohan, however, is overshadowed her hair blonde.

Says, "New York Post" basically the same thing. double body or thick hair long before continuing the banners from, such as a movie about some fur trader and Yukon God damn she wrapped in furs for warmth. God and that such nonsense.

American Idol has still hired Jennifer Lopez

Although unpopular, and unconditional, and pain in the ass, demanding Jennifer Lopez still seems to choose top producers as judge on American Idol next season, things can be in only a few days. It's amazing, but TMZ says

Contrary to some reports … there is drama news rather than Diva demands. According to one source, "it was a negotiation model."
We're told ... in the absence of failure in the last minute (highly unlikely) ... could sign the deal early next week.
Sources say "Idol" producers Jennifer is the key to activate the display.

Only real problem with them as a judge is that no one loves and she had no idea what the hell they are talking about. is there a view combining hot dog eating contest with making your cry maid? because if there is such a display, it's all set.

Lindsay Lohan beating baby in a car

Lindsay Lohan since full risk had not changed in any way, hit with a baby in it while dragging in traffic on Wednesday, then remained on scene to assist. The last part of course he lied. They just drove away. Radar says

And select the spectators two (Lohan) in West Hollywood has approximately 5 p.m. Wednesday, when she accidentally hitting the woman and child after failing to look both ways before turning.
"There was a woman pushing a stroller, maybe two or three decades, cross the street," watch Jaime Brian (said)."Lindsay red light and hit stroller. wasn't Super solid, but the impact, and beaten. Lindsay pulled to the right, for two seconds and then keep going."

But don't just take his word for it …

Radar also obtained exclusive video is just moments after the accident in luxury Lohan might see Maserati speed away.
At the same time, can hear the children crying in the stroller.
The woman in the video back car Lohan in disbelief as they continue to cross the street.
Jimmy said, "I'm 100% and driving Lindsay sure why her own eyes".

Don't get me wrong, I hate children and I'm all for run them more, but I'm almost positive would be illegal. at least where I live ... anything happens Lindsay? maybe not. If anything would make her cops just tie her bumper pad to from now on.

Goooo in bikini: image Lady

Jersey Shore "and got goooo to feed profanity fist-fight with soithert Sami, but today wrapped her breasts awesome huge in bikini and got some sun rays. And it was awesome. Especially the way her legs just kind of flop open when you are on the back. Perhaps of reflex. The bet if the chick in the end losing conditions in more than one occasion.

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Deana in bikini. :(

Just to follow the story below, I didn't go tanning goooo itself. Curtis Dina there too. Sometimes pictures photographers blur and focus. Unfortunately, this isn't one of those times.

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Say 50% to blame the wife of transparency international

When TI and his wife nagging visually "small" Cottle arrested in West Hollywood on Wednesday night for possession of controlled substances, it is said that marijuana and methodologies, in clear violation of his probation, according as the La times:

Jessica Albas shirt slightly see through

Jessica Alba returned to USA today after a few days in Venice to encourage "ax", when she landed at lax is not frown seen, because she was wearing a t-shirt made by someone who had never seen the shirt before, but I've heard it once, although only briefly, and what he heard some important details.

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Lindsay Lohan just barely beating baby car

Everytime the radar large exclusive story, TMZ immediately attempt to undermine. Lindsay Lohan on radar hit baby car. Guess what I will remember an event

According to one eyewitness, Lindsay Lohan's alleged "hit-and-run" TMZ ... lying photogs who sold video after the fact.

There is no source name that tells all the bullshit? what lucky break!

Eyewitness — photographer — says Lindsay was leaving the apartment on Wednesday (not on Sunday) and navigate to the drive Holloway with light green.

I heard that people in the foot?A reference or not, fuck you.

Says photog Lindsey "ever-so-slightly used bassinet-like tendency of 1 hour."

Keep in mind that Lindsay was pulled over on the run tab 3 days earlier.But, when she had a green light, she allegedly paid 1 mile per hour. is it's just dumb so they don't know what colors?

Also, I didn't start this story by saying it is a lie, that Lindsay does not hit the baby car?Because I'm sure just stated.

Says photog Lindsay pulled over, asked the nanny cart children if everything is okay, everyone and everything is fine, as it drove off.

After the radar when asked about this incident, Lindsey and said "I don't know what you are talking about."She did not stop to check a baby she hit and make sure everyone was okay.

So far no one has gone to the West Hollywood Sheriff "management" report.

Means that illegal immigrants pay stroller? she didn't go to the cops, huh? well fuck me suit!

Kate Gosselin Wants a Cop to Beat Her Kids. And Her Heart…

When her uterus isn’t directly causing crazed gunmen to hold the Discovery Channel building hostage, Kate Gosselin secretly pines for a strapping man in the law enforcement profession to rough her kids up before discharging his sidearm into her wanting perp. (Police erotica: Catch it!) Us Magazine reports:

At an Emmys after-party in L.A. on Sunday, the reality mom told a fellow reveler what kind of man she’s looking for: “a tough guy, like a cop, to whip my kids into shape,” Kate, 35 said. Someone, the divorced Kate Plus 8 star added, “who can handle my situation.”

And by her situation she means recklessly not choosing a selective reduction or she wouldn’t get as much free gifts as those sextuplets in Ohio. Oh, you didn’t know? That’s what this whole thing was always about. After Kate shat out her brood, she went on a rampage making sure she scored all the “freebies” her birth canal rightfully deserved. Except, surprise, you actually have to raise all those kids – or at least occasionally trip over them – even if you’re on Dancing with the Stars. I guess what I’m trying to say is, I’d probably ixnay the whipping talk after it’s been reported you pay your ex-husband hush money not to call child services. Or, no, wait, maybe I’m saying, I love kicking children around the house like soccer balls. Whichever one ends with me seeing Kate’s breasts then weeping for five days from shame and regret. It’s that one.

Photos: INFdaily

Lindsay Lohan Hit a Baby

Whoever thought it’d be a good idea to give Lindsay Lohan her license back has to be kicking themselves this morning – assuming they even have a soul and/or a capacity for logic (Jury’s out.) – because just slightly over a week after being released from rehab, she’s already hopped behind the wheel of a Maserati and allegedly clipped a child in a stroller before fleeing the scene. Of course, this can’t be true because that would mean Lindsay Lohan didn’t learn a lesson at all during her comically shortened sentence that will later be described as the “perfect recipe for vehicular manslaughter.” I refuse to believe it! RadarOnline reports:

“There was a woman pushing a kid in the stroller, maybe a two or three-year-old, crossing the street,” witness Brayan Jaime told RadarOnline.com, in an exclusive interview.
“Lindsay took the red light and hit the stroller. It wasn’t super hard, but she made impact and hit them,” Jaime said.
“Lindsay pulled to the right, stopped for two seconds, and then just kept going.”

And now for the classiest, most intellectual statement I will ever make on this site:

TOLD YOU SO.

Photos: Splash News

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Mel Gibson’s Ex Wants 10x More Child Support

“Or perhaps ten times the blow me? Eh? Sleep on it.”

Now that she’s run out of hilarious phone calls to sell, Oksana Grigorieva has requested the judge increase Mel Gibson’s child support payments from $5,000 to more than $40,000, according to TMZ:

Mel currently pays Oksana the tidy sum of $5,000 a month in child support for baby Lucia, and also pays for the Sherman Oaks house where they live. But we’re told Oksana now wants nearly 10 times what she currently gets.
Here’s what’s interesting. Our sources say Oksana gets $2,500 a month in child support from Timothy Dalton — the father of her 13-year-old son Alexander.

So let me get this straight, a 13-year-old boy can survive on $30 grand a year, yet an infant needs basically half a mil? Jesus Christ. Is it on a strict albino tiger diet? I understand the irony in Jewing Mel Gibson into the poor house, but– oh, wait, I see what you’re doing.

As you were.

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Lindsay Lohan Only ‘Ever-So-Slightly’ Tapped The Stroller

Since TMZ is butt-hurt RadarOnline beat them to the punch on the Lindsay Lohan hit a baby story, they’ve gone to great lengths to shred its credibility, and to their credit, they’ve managed to whittle it down to Lindsay only gently nudged the stroller – WITH AN AUTOMOBILE – but stopped to check on the child which is why she’s not being reported for hit-and-run:

The eyewitness — a photographer — says Lindsay was leaving her apartment building Wednesday (not yesterday) and was turning onto Holloway Drive with a green light. The photog says Lindsay “ever-so-slightly tapped the stroller — like 1 mile an hour.”
The photog says Lindsay pulled over, asked the nanny pushing the stroller if everything was okay and was told everyone and everything was fine, so she drove off.

So for the record, Lindsay Lohan really did cause two tons of moving steel to come in contact with a child’s stroller, yet had “no idea” what RadarOnline was talking about when they asked her to comment. Then again, she might have forgotten about it already like normal people do right after almost crushing a toddler. Ha! Happens all the time.

Photos: INFdaily

Like nothing happened

Lindsay Lohan two identity, given the test that she did not complete and 90 days that she had not been used, but she is famous far back behind the wheel, driving around 01: 00 this morning. Even if you live in Los Angeles, from now on you have to live like will Smith's I am legend. Set an alarm and start off after the sun goes down, otherwise the danger and death lurks around every corner.

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Mariah Carey admits she is pregnant. Type.

Way back in June 2nd, started rumors Mariah Carey was pregnant, but she never said anything about it, then she calmed down somewhat. So this weekend, during a concert in Brazil (pictured above), when she looked a little fatter than usual and rumors kicked all over again.

Nick Cannon and refuse her husband on his radio address, because that would be something interesting to talk about, and believe me when I tell you that he has no idea how fucking know something like this.

Luckily, Maria website yesterday and everything is confirmed, albeit more cryptic way imaginable.

This is the "most wonderful body holioods"

Jennifer Love Hewitt cover people this summer to the issue between them about the best bodies in Hollywood. I went to fantastic fat and now her amazing (their words, not mine).

After each image to hide behind something.Whenever she's in the magazine, it's like a stroll in the Woods and exotic hunt. it's always a partnership off behind something.

Well this is why.In fact a complete chaos, as you can see in these pictures taken today in Toluca Lake, which you'll be fine but want credit for telling women to love the body during continued lying about her own. her ass too large can reach with paddle and her brain will minutes before I got the message, "or."

Thursday afternoon headlines

جي أو إن ماير-توجه أمس tumblr وقال Huffington بوست "كامل الخراء" كلمة 463 ردا على كلمة 150 قصة يعني ضمناً أنه قد يكون إلى الخلف مع جنيفر أنيستون. ربما كان تفرط، ولكن دعونا نرى شخص بلاب أنت كنت تعود تلك العاهرة فوغ وانظر كيف اعجابكم. (tumblr، وظيفة هوف)

جيريمي رينر--فاز الرائدة المعاكس توم كروز في 'البعثة: 4' مستحيلة، يديرها براد بيرد، الذي سيبدأ الإنتاج في فصل الخريف والأفلام في الولايات المتحدة وفانكوفر، وبراغ ودبي. الانسيابية ومن المتوقع للنجمة في 'ظ: أنا 5' أيضا، ولكن بعد ذلك الامتياز يجوز تسليم إلى رينر. فعلا كنت المصرفية على ذلك، لأنه إذا كان هناك شيء واحد جيد في هوليوود، وضع خطط طويلة المدى والتمسك به.(الموعد النهائي)

كان إم إيه تي تي دامون-مرة أخرى اليوم بتصوير مشاهد لموسم جديد من "30 روك" (التي حصلت أخيرا على جيدة في العام الماضي) والراعي Sherri نشرت صورة لهم مع مورغان تريسي.دايمون يلعب طيار الذي يرجع تينا فأي، في حين تلعب الراعي آخر شيء رطل من لحم الخنزير المقدد ترى أن أي وقت مضى. (twitpic)

راهب صوفي-بطيئة في هاواي في بيكيني، التي أكثر من كافية لجعل الصفحة في يوم وهذا لا يصدق.محمل الجد ترى أن القصة مات ديمون؟WTF كان ذلك كله؟(ساحل المحيط الهادئ)

Like nothing happened, part 2

Lindsay Lohan some meeting in Santa Monica yesterday, and granted it kind of looks awesome, but showing off her huge tits and make my penis flush of blood was never a problem. She always good too. Where the hell she even found a shirt too thin? Is there a website where you can download and print the t-shirts or something?

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Like nothing happened, part 3

Holy shit. I can't even remember why I was mad at her. There is wonderful when you place a tight shirt shows off her huge tits only comes alive. It's like when the snow on his hat magic.

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Britney may marry again

Britney Spears remained in a bikini at the beach resort of fancy Maui with her boyfriend Jason Trauik whom she dated since March ' 09, and spent some time yesterday in the church there. This was related in any way with the cover story of this weeks OK magazine, which says that British and little sister Jamie Lynn planning to double wedding?

Probably not, not. Britney is very proud to make this mistake again. Just look at them.So wise, so it's like watching an upscale Eagle.

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Jessica Alba forgot something

Jessica Alba was roof photo shoot in Los Angeles yesterday, and when she stood near the edge you can kind of see until her clothes. But not enough to see anything great. Was somewhat disappointing. In fact, in light of what is at stake, he likes to admit, I cry for over an hour.

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