My attention was brandy undivided

I can't remember the last time we talked about brandy, but if they wear tight shirts more and bounce up and down like I did when leaving rehearsals for the ' Dancing with the stars ", which would certainly help. She should just wear a bikini and hoop rabbit every dance. Or start a new show that uniformed policeman or something with real constraints and ran it. There is also such as some girls nude Sorority and kiss each other all the time. That show good!

The rock was finally accepted that badass

Faster ' came out today, and finally Dwayne Johnson punching people meet like it should be. Maybe now we can get some decent action films, instead of Jake Gyllenhaal their prancing around the desert. This sugary little treatment in a movie-like battle Alliance with foxes Basit. They both just sit there, the winner will be determined by whatever other kisses gives less. And it still more exciting "Prince of Persia".

Demi Ashton open marriage

Personal Demi Moore is also and respected in these days, so it's easy to forget that her childhood disorder. It was her family Kennedy White Trash.

Never known for her biological father, and he has a real dad has even 14. Her mom and dad step alcohol and you will get in heavy fighting. Moved from continuing. The kidney. Krosiiid was, and had to wear eye patch. It seems that they got better because when I was 16 I went to France to be a model naked. Step dad committed suicide in the end.Seventeenth session she married a man named Freddy Moore, that's why it ' Demi Moore ' was 30 in time, BTW.

There is nothing more but, overall, it is quite possible that it crazy. keep in mind when reading about the alleged side piece says star that he ashtons Demi and open marriage.

Mistress "Ashton Kutcher" Brittney Jones, and has given new interview claiming that Ashton Demi and open relationship filled thrisomis,
She says ... that Ashton told her that curtain Yilber participation lovers-but Demi because mad in this case it's not about participation.
She said "it participation of women, but not supposed to explode and sleep with women in town."Demi said must be there and he loved Demi to choose girls ".

So I'll use this pretext to publish photos, very bare of Demi of Yes magazine in 1981, where apparently is the birth of a bear? you know I will!

But be warned: it was her vagina again then repugnant. also can Bush bar scene, because it won't go anywhere near.

Johnny Depp is the most beautiful man on Earth

Johnny Depp is one of the few people in Hollywood that never heard anything bad about in any way. Modest and that talented works hard, and do things like tip waiters $ 4,000.

So what Mr. fabulous do this time? Hey something.Only showed up unannounced at class a little girl, in full nature as Captain Jack Sparrow, after I wrote him a letter asking for help gradually to revolt against teachers. "daily mail"

It was said in schools only ten minutes before reaching the DIB and two tents invaded the school gates.
The spectator I heard more ' incredible ' cries of joy as actor, in full make-up, they entered the school.
Beatrice revealed in an interview in "London tonight" after the visit, and what I wrote in a letter to the star-or rather salty town sidog alter ego.
She said: "Captain Jack Sparrow in primary schools, a bunch of Meridian hacker young budding and we were having a little trouble je rebelling against teachers, and we'd love if you could help.
' Delap Beatrice, aged 9 pirates in the bud. '
She then asked to make themselves known star pupils gathered once it arrived and gave her a hug.
Beatriz said: ' I give me a hug and said: "maybe we shouldn't revolt today ' cos there police outside monitoring me.""

When his daughter was sick in 2007, with serious diseases of the blood but after stepping on a nail, rusty, Depp, go to the hospital as the Sparrow, full and very nature and read books to groups of children for hours at a time after it recovered and returned to the hospital, unannounced, and gave them $ 2 million.

In other words, the real men jerk. it needs to hit this shit off before start thinking should have a friend like Johnny Depp every girl on earth I need story Chris Brown good now alia balance. maybe don't go read stories for sick children, but I didn't punch girl face 40 times, either in General, if you look at the big picture, I think I'm doin good still.

STFU Gwyneth Paltrow

جوينث بالترو، هو ابنه الممثلة الفائزة جائزة توني ليث دانر و "جائزة إيمي" الفوز منتج الترو بروس، حصلت على قطع كبيرة لها في عام 1990 عندما قالت أنها قد صيغت دارلينغ ويندي في "هوك". التي كان يديرها ستيفن سبيلبرغ. وهو عراب جوينيثس. أيضا ينفقون كل الشكر معا.

ولكن في فانتاسيلاند (السكان: 1)، يقول جيونيث مجلة أيل أنها ليس سوى قطعة من اللحم في بلدها الأيام الأولى كممثلة، مع المنتجين الانحراف عمليا إجبارها على البغاء.

س: أي وقت مضى كان لديك تجربة الصب الأريكة؟
أ نعم. وعندما أنا قد بدأت للتو، شخص اقترح أن ننتهي من اجتماع عقد في غرفة النوم.وغادرت.لقد صدمت جداً.ويمكنني أن أرى كيف شخص لم أكن أعرف أفضل قد تقلق،

Jessica Alba GQ

Jessica Alba girl coverage this month "appropriate", because the only way you can get a popular actresses of slutty pictures also talk to them, they interview them.

When asked about parents and conservative upbringing, says Alba, "wasn't even able to show my belly in my house when I was growing up-my parents were very strict.

The fat boy? because no one wants to look at a little fatty. at least that's what my parents to write my bathroom mirror and say before closing sauna and lock me inside.

Rosario Dawson also in appropriate

Rosario Dawson on the cover of this month "appropriate", Jessica Alba on the British version, but here in America we got stuck with Ryan Reynolds. What the fuck that all about? Is it not appropriate to a British company? Why is it screwing us like this? Oh England, do not remember us save your ass a few years ago, in a so-called Viet Nam war? Learn your history and show some respect God dammit!

Exclusive-fraud Demi Moore with Michael Phelps

"Maybe". There is no room for "may be" in the title, passed between "Demi Moore" and "cheating", but the story sexier if ignore this part anyway. What matters is that the girl "Ashton Kutcher" fraud with is the Ashton Demi Moore and an open marriage, filled with three modes and all kinds of sex maniac. Awesome, right?

Maybe you can't go into details who told me this, but ...

"(Michael Phelps) was at a party with Demi, Ashton, Snoop and two other dignitaries.4 of them and two other women ended in a room where Ashton tongue of one of those random women with Demi beside him get finger banged Snoop from Phelps while across the room smoking of seabream only watching it all happen."

It's crazy, but it was at a party once and got blow job too, adding everything I also completely picture ... Ashton sits there like idiot sterile while Olympic Champion Michael Phelps jamming those fingers rolling pin within size. what cranky. We hope the next time that fell on her Ashton they smell like chlorine and cried all night.

(If you've missed it, the rest of the pictures from the address here)

Naked "Christy Carlson Romano". And awesome.

Naked 10.08.2010Christy "Romano Karlsson". And awesome.

Christy Carlson Romano is a girl who does the voice of Kim possible cartoon Disney Channel, and before that they star in ' even Stevens ", which was also on the Disney Channel, but after that it took off all her clothes for the new movie,

The Situation: Why I ‘Love Tapped’ Snooki

Please say because she’s a Nazi. Please say because she’s a Nazi. Please say because she’s a Nazi…

Seen here at Binghamton University yesterday – Courtesy pause so you can transfer your kid. – Snooki was apparently slapped in the face by The Situation on last night’s episode of Jersey Shore. I have no idea if this really happened because I spend my time wisely getting blackout drunk, but here’s The Situation defending himself to MTV News:

“Snooki sometimes drinks a little too much,” he explained to MTV News. “She is unaware of her surroundings and unaware of what’s going on. Everybody was leaving, and she was the only one staying there. We usually go as a group and stay as a group. To avoid what happened in season one, I really wanted to try and keep an eye on her and not necessarily slap some sense into her, but let her know, ‘Hey, you can’t be here by yourself. You’re a little girl, and the whole group was leaving.’ It was a little love tap.”
… “It’s not like I punched somebody in the face,” he continued. “It’s not like I did a full smack, a hard smack. It was a little tap to her cheek. Like, ‘Wake up, you’re going to get hurt.’”

Didn’t want her to get punched again? Love tap? Sense? Wow, this guy really needs to fire his publicist. Market research clearly shows people would’ve responded better had The Situation’s fist caved Snooki’s midget face into a cloud of shamrocks and condoms just for blinking funny. Seriously, she’s like Tila Tequila at this point. You can legally kick her into a woodchipper.

Photos: Splash News

Kim Kardashian ‘Attacked’ in Nightclub

Wait, that’s Kourtney. I, uh, I have no idea how that just happened…

Kim Kardashian reportedly had a drink thrown on her last night which resulted in a Kardashian family throwdown at a New York City nightclub, according to TMZ:

The Kardashian clan was at Juliet last night, when a male fan asked for a pic with Kim. His girlfriend flew off the handle and threw a drink at Kim.
Scott Disick and Khloe jumped into the fracas and in the scuffle, Khloe’s ring flew off and skidded across the floor. Our spies inside the club say Khloe literally dove across the floor to retrieve it … which she eventually did.

You know how know this story is bullshit? Scott Disick “jumped in the fracas.” I’ve actually seen Scott in person, and the dude’s stature is almost Frankie Muniz-esque if Frankie Muniz really wanted to fit in at the yacht club. Had they just said he stood there wondering how the hell he’s still banging the hot one, I might have believed it until Khloe started diving on the floor for something that wasn’t a bear claw. Your reporting has some holes in it, TMZ. That’s all I’m saying.

UPDATE: Turns out this thing did happen. Click Here for Photos.

Photos: Splash News

Gwyneth Paltrow is a Terrible Role Model

Gwyneth Paltrow is featured in the November issue of Elle where she opens up about her experiences as just another struggling actress, blissfully unaware of the intrinsic beauty of a freshly frocked cornish hen on the veranda:

Q. Have you ever had a casting-couch experience?
A. Yup. When I was just starting out, someone suggested that we finish a meeting in the bedroom. I left. I was pretty shocked. I could see how someone who didn’t know better might worry,

Kanye West is Just a Tree Trying to Feed Our Branch-Mouths

That headline not make sense? Good. Neither will anything else.

Kanye West debuted his new movie Runaway in London last night (above) then sat down for a Q&A afterward with The Daily Mirror where he proceeded to give the greatest interview I’ve ever seen in my life. It’s like reading a direct conversation with Jesus if Jesus was an egomaniacal crazy person who thought he’s the next Michael Jackson:

On Lindsay Lohan ruining the fashion world for celebrities:
“I promised I wouldn’t tear up… but have you heard of a little thing called Lindsay Lohan’s Ungaro collection? That was like the 9/11 of fashion. It was game over for me after that as no one would take a celebrity trying to do fashion seriously.”

On trying to fill the void Michael left behind:
“With the passing of Michael Jackson, I feel a responsibility to bring things to our generation that can inspire and bring real culture to pop culture. I don’t sleep any more thinking how we are going to fill this gap, and create something to inspire on the level he did.”

On how he’s going to inspire the world:
“I don’t want to be put in the hip-hop box, I’m an artist. Hopefully I’ll hook up with George Lucas and do a film about yellow people with beaks.”

And the money shot:
“I’m like a tree, I feed the branches of the people.”

I’m pretty sure if I spent an entire month in a room full of supermodels feeding me LSD and lies that I’m the largest endowed man they’ve ever seen, I’d still only come out 1/10th as batshit as Kanye West. The man’s ego operates on a level that advanced psychologists in the future won’t even comprehend. “He’s a tree that makes movies about beaked people, so we should hail him as the Messiah. — Screw this, I’m making out with a robot.”

Photos: WENN

Miley Cyrus’ New Video Looks Wholesome

Miley Cyrus just released the video for her new single “Who Owns My Heart” today, and apparently the answer is random dudes at the club. Just any old dude who’s there. On that note, for those of you who raised your daughters on Hannah Montana thinking it was a pure, sweet, innocent Disney show, surprise! Your kid’s already a whore. They grow up so fast, don’t they?

Jessica Simpson. Daisy Dukes. Big Ass Gun.

As some of you might already know, Jessica Simpson entertained troops aboard the USS Harry S. Truman in the Arabian Sea over the weekend, and reader Allison just brought this photo to my attention that genuinely reminded me how America kicks ass sometimes. Namely by letting a large-breasted woman in short shorts operate heavy weaponry to raise troop morale. Suck it, evildoers.

Dedicated to our brave men and women in uniform. (Miss you, bro.)

Photo: Tyler Caswell/US Navy

That Kim Kardashian Fight Actually Happened

I stand corrected.

TMZ was kind enough to strengthen their brand recognition send over photos from the Kardashian nightclub brawl that went down last night, and it looks like Kim really did have a drink poured on her causing Scott Disick to transform into a demon. Although who doesn’t at the sight of wet breasts? Sometimes I even sprout a tail and start jabbing people with a pitchfork. It’s almost kind of sensual, really.

Photos: TMZ, Splash News

Lindsay Lohan really wants to get out of jail

The best thing about Lindsay Lohan detained Wednesday, this time, pussy, "the Los Angeles County Sheriff" and cannot be allowed. As people magazine reported ...

"Lohan Ms. can't be early release because this isn't a prison," said the Los Angeles Sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore says."She conducted by order of the Court until a hearing on October 22. She will be in the same conditions applied to her recent visit to unit stays away."

Only one possible way to exit before 22 October, so if a judge changed his mind and Lindsey hopes he'll do. radar says

High-powered lawyer Lohan, "Sean Chapman and Holly", entered the courtroom of judge Elden Fox shortly after 1: 30 pm PT, we emphasized.
"Ask the lawyer Lindsey to set bail." Shaun Chapman and Holly, "you must give Fox judge Lohan to hear violation testing on 22 October.

Jessica Alba naked. Meaning.

Jessica Alba really hot shower scene ' AX ', has leaked some still images on the Internet. Even if they actually filmed scene from Brazil and panties on and digitally removed those later, she still looks bare, which is more than enough for me. I thought as I started Jessica piece of toast once I he masturbated. I assure you, "Jessica Alba naked but not really naked" is close enough.

Of course, Lindsay Lohan is out of jail

Lindsay Lohan should remain in prison tonight, and I mean it should be around 20 days left from when she was sentenced to 90 days again in July. After 90 days in rehabilitation.

Instead, they got out of jail, rehabilitation failed drug tests 2 and went to Court today, was returned to prison until October 22nd, now is get out of that too. "says the Los Angeles Times

Assassin in the judge advocate Lohan send troubled prison without ensuring actress.
Lohan now eligible for release on bail of $ 300, Los Angeles Superior Court judge Patricia Shanig said Friday.
Bail granted to several conditions, including wear Lohan such monitoring alcohol bracelet from within 24 hours of release.
Other conditions that require Lohan Lohan from owning any controlled substance, and should refrain from drinking and must remain outside the places where alcoholic beverages are sold on a first class.

UM or what? what to do at this point a punishment only placed her dress is ugly and take a picture of pulp, and even get a good bitch.

Damn you, Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian went to Nobu weekend with her giant absence (image not available) and some friends. In other words, no friend. When she was dating Reggie Bush of Saints, and won the Superbowl. Then it ended last week and he broke his leg. And then she dated briefly Austin miles of cowboys. It broke up and Cowboys 1-2.

Does sex with Kim Kardashian gives people superpowers? Minnesota should try to prepare them with Adrian Peterson? Answer Yes is rhetorical.What you information, search those tits. Peterson that to drop 40 then played linebacker and meet everyone just to get the game more so that he could go home and bang them some more.

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Hayden Panettiere loves Oktoberfest Boshob Bras

These pictures show either:

A. Hayden Panettiere and her boyfriend, heavyweight boxing champion Vladimir Klitschko of Ukraine in Munich this weekend for the Oktoberfest.

B again and again, there was a beautiful maiden, who lived in a poor city districts, and her father got very sick old kindly. Gul old mean make it better for her hand in marriage. later, handsome young man blacksmiths and duck magic paid off a cliff or OGRE some shit like that.

Katy Perry represented really good

Katy Perry was a musical guest on Saturday night live this weekend, she in a diagram on which defines the hell (video under the blocks). If you plan to create the world's most popular .gif, completed the task.

Lindsay Lohan really nice now, not drunk whore

Instead of spending the weekend in jail where they belong, Lindsay Lohan was free to do what she wanted. It's almost as if they never got caught doing Coke. But she still has the next hearing, until the night she feigned care about the less fortunate. E! An article

(Lindsay) spent part of Sunday visit Center Centre DreamWorks mission and outreach in Los Angeles.
She with children and families, signing autographs and handing out prefect some teenage girls.
Dream Center is here in the time and was really nice today, a great place it is necessary to give back.I feel blessed, "Lohan later tweeted.
Mr Lohan wanted to make a return visit to see some young women reside there.

Oh I bet it's not that she was ...

"This is life.This life worth living!

And Fayette County. my fault. This was the last quotation on helping children in India in December but seems even more worth living where one drop drunk, coke, theft of $ 35,000 and watches. because granted home from India, instead of helping children, and that's what I did., to be fair, this sounds way more fun than some legit dirty little bite you and get some dreadful disease.

Won Kim Kardashian dress dressed contest

yikes. Pacific Coast says dress Kim Kardashian wore this week is the same that wore clothes overnight. Wow Um ... they have alleged that both parents the same, but it seems impossible to believe. That's like that scene where they wear clothing gertis.

Lindsay Lohan wants $ 10,000 for a Scram

This is the first time that Lindsay Lohan was worn bracelet went away for the third time, it is clear that it would cost the pictures of this amazing event a pretty penny. You just have to do something for the third time. There is no going back. Those boots resourceful Lindsay knows this well. Us says downloads

He was shopping itself around a picture Lindsay quietly wear her days went away after leaving prison bracelet.
"Lindsay Lohan on the phone about PAP agencies all weekend trying to get $ 10,000 in advance are even bracelet went away.It was pimping it every weekend, looking for 10 great, but who wants to deal with the headaches?"

Yes this is the problem we all pictures viewed from Lindsey in Bracelet Scram. when there are 8 million of something, not really so special anymore. it would be like selling a car, and each one ad about how a radio station.

Karissa Shannon is Faking Pregnancies Now and Other News

that is intended both to prevent pregnancy and reduce the risk for neural tube defects in their offspring if ...
Stumbling Mariah Carey Still Silent on Pregnancy Speculation
She may have fallen onstage, but Mariah Carey 's not letting anyone or anything inadvertently reveal whether she's pregnant. The pop sensation tumbled onstage during a Singapore concert Saturday. The 40-year-old diva sat there for a moment before one of ...

Quote of the Day

People:

Ms. Lohan cannot be released early because this isn’t a jail sentence,” L.A. Sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore says. “She’s being held by court order until her hearing on Oct. 22.”

It’s been a beautiful day.

Photo: Splash News

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Vacation Mode

Good morning, citizens!

Before hunkering down for the fall/winter months and becoming Grizzly Adams with a porn addiction, I squeezed in a long overdue vacation. Literally my first in over three years, but enough about the hardships of blogging in your underwear. What does this mean for you, o, sucklers of my words?

Posts are going to be less frequent and a little erratic this week. They might be right on time, they might be hours behind, or through the magic of Jack Daniels, they might be written in a strange language not even I myself know how to read. — So, really, no different than usual now that I think about it.

In the meantime, my MacBook Pro is hitting me with an electric tingle whenever it’s plugged in at my condo. I picked up a small surge protector thinking that would do the trick. No dice. Any advice, hit me in the comments or producer AT thesuperficial.com. Also, “Go to a Genius Bar,” is not a viable option though I appreciate everyone who’s already suggested it’s all the penis I’m ingesting because I use a Mac. It’s simple, yet elegant.

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Katy Perry’s Cleavage to Sesame Street: ‘We’re Still Here’

Katy Perry appeared on the premiere of Saturday Night Live this weekend where she apparently took a yam-jab at the Sesame Street boobhaha that ended with her being motorboated off the show. (Should’ve stopped at boobhaha.) Last I checked she was going to be allowed back to play with Elmo, but somehow I don’t think that’s the case now. However, nice job by her people for sexualizing a children’s show for maximum publicity. How dare you play to my simple, easily manipulated, baser urges?! (Would she like some shoes?)

The Superficial is in Vacation Mode this week. Normal posting resumes Monday, Oct. 4.

Ashton Kutcher is Basically the Pool Boy

While most people aren’t buying Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore’s very public attempts to look like a happy couple, this latest photo posted to Twitter over the weekend actually has me convinced Ashton didn’t bang another woman. Here’s why:

Demi Moore clearly dominates this relationship and has Ashton Kutcher’s balls in a safe deposit box whose location is known only by her and Rumer Willis if properly hypnotized. Seriously, why would he continue these shenanigans? Absolutely no one is going to fault the guy for waking up and (correctly) realizing young vagina is the bee’s knees. He can easily walk away and go on with his life. On the other hand, Demi Moore would look like an aging shrew whose vagina is no longer part of a bee’s anatomy – minus the stinger. So, what this photo demonstrates to me is a man who more than likely spends his days carting her children around when he’s not verbally abused into having Snuggle Parties for the cameras. He probably couldn’t cheat on her if there was a gun to his head. “While I appreciate the effort, excellent choice in caliber by the way, this really isn’t working for me. But we can still be Tweety friends!”

EDIT: For shits and giggles, I added Demi Moore’s new Twitter background. (Copycat.)

Photo: Twitter

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Lindsay Lohan Loves The Homeless Now

Because nothing inspires the homeless like a rich drug addict sporting a court-ordered alcohol monitoring device, Lindsay Lohan stopped by the Dream Center Sunday night to hand out purses to homeless teens. You know, so they have a place for all their cell phones, credit cards, make-up, car keys, etc. God, she’s so thoughtful. E! News reports:

According to a source, LiLo’s business manager Lou Taylor, who also was part of her group, is a supporter of the facility and encouraged her to visit.
While there, Lindsay met with children and families, signing autographs and handing out purses to some of the teen girls.
“What a great place The Dream Center is here in LA… had a nice time there today, it’s so important to give back. I feel blessed,” Lohan later tweeted.

Oh, good, she signed autographs. Why, I can almost see a poor, malnourished girl returning to her cot now, hugging a signed photo of a woman she’s never heard of before. “Some day I’ll be addict myself to the richest drug money can buy. I just have to.. ‘Always Clean My Room?!’ Did that bitch seriously write ‘Clean My Room?’ I’m homeless. Where’s my hobo shiv?” (Don’t act like they all don’t have one.)

Photos: Pacific Coast News

The Superficial is in Vacation Mode this week. Normal posting resumes Monday, Oct. 4.

Christina Aguilera Looks.. Shiny? And Other News

Christina Aguilera Curves (Photo) OMG! Weight Gain
Is it hot or horrendous? Christina Aguilera has been sporting a more curvy and a new voluptuous body. Aguilera just three months ago was surprisingly skinny compared to how she looks now. Aguilera, who's proud of some new curves, was wearing a body tight ...
Photo Mix: Christina Aguilera Curves Gain, Kirstie Alley Loses 50lbs, Drew Carey Loses 80lbs
Stars gain weight and lose weight but these celebrities have recently been making headlines. Christina Aguilera has recently shown off her new curves at a recent Museum event. Kirstie Alley has lost 50 pounds. Drew Carey has lost 80 pounds. FIRST: Is it hot or

Jessica Simpson is judge "inserted" Sri

Winner of "project runway" decided every year by giving a few designers display included in "fashion week" in New York. It's a big, huge honour, therefore always get celebrity guest friendly really as judge. Or in this case, Jessica Simpson. People say

With her new line of denim stores now, it is appropriate that Jessica Simpson is getting its feet wet runway fashion shows in New York fashion week "," Thursday, starlet trip to end "project runway", where judges guests a surprise.

Jesus Christ, the people in the audience actually clap? I thought the people mean.BU that fat bitch.Discourage them. life style and nice clothes, and she sells denim bras and panties. "Poww, powww you suck! "

Kim Kardashian Playboy madness

Playboy launched 7 new pictures of the famous photographer Kim Kardashians 2007 (people say it is 25, but 7. is not new; no worries look something, do we have to humiliate me every day, just take my word for it), which she now regrets ever having taken. She tells "Harpers Bazaar" (via Huffington Post) ...

"I'm sorry I did Playboy.You're not comfortable ", she remembers, even while she happy." Go to him, "recalls her mother said. "Probably not prompted again. We do not have view on the air. No one knows who you are. it and you have this beautiful images when you look at my age."

So you can guess how she feels about new.

"It was really annoyed Kim released new images. She freaked out there, and she does not believe that they were going to be seen again. "

Do they talk about guilt or nude photos Kardashian and her huge tits?Such, it is one of the best pictures Playboy than ever.Since that didn't go away, all men on Earth right clicking them hell, then "settings" folder or something like that and hid in three other folders.

That does not work if the date girls understand computers, BTW. She will simply run a search on all .jpg files will suck. mind your own business you can bitch intelligent.

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Lindsay Lohan and want to be a MOM

Lindsay Lohan dumb, irresponsible and immature, thief alcohol a drug addict, $ 600,000 in credit card debt, millions more debt in regular, and may not be the source of income at the moment. And believe it or not, any of this even better reason why they should not have children.

According to "touch", this is ...

Lindsey hated alone thought baby would make an ideal companion.

Miley Cyrus knows how to dress

Seriously? This is how dressing young people these days? To go to bread banira? Cannot get rid of the feeling I got screwed. I'm gonna give all the girls I went to high school with and tell them they suck.

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Lindsay Lohan used better in boxing

Lindsay Lohan Kikbksing took a class in Los Angeles yesterday (below), and such things best when done in bikini (here). Well when they were not serious criminals, surly, such as the vagina who maybe ashtrai tastes.

Lisa Marie Presley drunk

Lisa Marie Presley landed in the pile on the stairs to her hotel in London, but to be fair, she is incredibly drunk. Based on my experience with dozens of stoning girl white suburbs, it can be said that they are not natural climbers. I have one of those means Scooby Doo become my stairwell to slice anyway, to make sure you don't might break, but you don't need to be honest. It was fun though. You should see surprised look!

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Halle Berry has taken a new lover

Halle Berry has seen a lot with boyfriend Gabriel Aubry recently, which makes a kind of sense since the date for 4 years and was a little girl together in 2008, but since they're in April, she was not a lot of social life.

Seriously?

واسمحوا لي أن احصل على هذا مباشرة: جيسيكا سيمبسون الذين تضاعفت في حجمها منذ يونيو الماضي، انسحبت شعرها إلى الوراء، على لباس المترهل، ثم ينظر في مرآة وقال:

You never guess that is

Are you ready to answer? It's pretty unexpected so brace yourself.

From Britney Spears ....

Oh, I know, right?I went to the "Johnny rockets" in Calabasas yesterday, which is weird because he will assume she remained in the hair salon.So they finished their extensions but no large pieces missing. cleaner has done haircuts on people who had passed out drunk and you are afraid of waking up.

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Lindsay Lohan has red hair again

Lance Lindsay swirl all started when dyeing her hair blond started, even if girls with red hair and big tits type second best girl just behind girls Asian big tits. If I dated a girl Asian big tits and red hair, after a few weeks they'll never explicitly to suspect that my Dick was out of sorts of stone.

The point, perhaps is a good sign that Lindsay in Santa Monica today and her hair red and beautiful.Or maybe not, maybe it's about going to other crime spree, this part of her disguise. be honest, both seem equally.

‘We’re Getting Sued. Put Some Damn Pants On Her.’

“I never worn a law suit ‘fore, y’all! Hot dawg!”

Here’s an almost cleaned-up Britney Spears being paraded in front of the paparazzi yesterday in what I can only assume is a concentrated effort to convince people she’s not an abusive vagina monster despite recent litigation suggesting otherwise. Now, while I admire the fact someone actually got her into a pair of pants, allow me to make some quick suggestions:

1. Buy her a bra that, oh I dunno, actually fits over her breasts. It might seem strange at first, but trust me, nothing says deranged mommy like rogue nipples. Fact.
2. Wait until after you shove her in front of the cameras to have that morning frap. Granted, you’re risking a hostage situation, it’s a small price to pay so people don’t think she murdered an entire Starbucks all over her pants because they were out of caramel sauce.

(That last part actually happened, didn’t it? See? This is what I’m talking about.)

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Angelina Jolie Doesn’t Have Any Friends

You’d think having an international reputation as a husband stealer would endear you to women the world over thus creating a cabal of lasting friendships, but then again, I’ve always been something of a handsome visionary. Long story short, nobody likes Angelina Jolie. Us Magazine reports:

“I’ll talk to my family,” the actress — who is currently in Pakistan — said. “I talk to Brad

Michael Lohan Wants To Do Maury Povich

Probably could’ve worded that headline a little differently, but let’s not close any doors here.

Seen here getting his morning creep of Lindsay’s house in today, Michael Lohan is apparently trying to get the woman who bore his love child (Hello, 2008.) to go on The Maury Povich Show and take another paternity test to settle this thing once and for all. For the third time. (Read: Guess who wants to get out of paying child support and/or make a quick buck trying.) RadarOnline reports:

“For the third time, Kristi has declined,” Lohan told RadarOnline.com. “Tell me, if Kristi is so sure, and she even had the nerve to change Ashley’s birth certificate to my last name, WHY won’t she take the test?”
Michael told RadarOnline.com exclusively that his attorney plans to ask a judge if Kaufman’s $300,000 judgement for support be set aside while he reopens the case in Kaufman’s hometown of Montana.

When we last left this saga, Lindsay announced on her MySpace that Michael confirmed to his family that he did, in fact, father a love child with a woman he cheated on Dina with. Then again, I’m citing Lindsay Lohan as a source, so none of that probably happened and she got the idea while drinking a bowl of Red Bull for dinner. “Hmm, surprisingly fresh can today.

Snooki: The Branding Kiss of Death

Despite being a talking, shot-taking marsupial incapable of carrying a bag down a flight of stairs so her fat ass just chucks it, Snooki is reportedly the last thing fashion houses want to see near their brands. – Think Starbucks and Britney Spears except without all the profit margins from repeat purchases. – And now they’re going so far as to give her free shit but strictly from a place of genius sabotage. Via Techdirt:

Allegedly, the anxious folks at these various luxury houses are all aggressively gifting our gal Snookums with free bags. No surprise, right? But here’s the shocker: They are not sending her their own bags. They are sending her each other’s bags! Competitors’ bags!
Call it what you will

Justin Bieber is Above the Law

Because it’s important for every child star to build their way up to running over a baby with a car, Justin Bieber got his first taste of celebrity justice over the weekend after throwing a water balloon at a state trooper which, surprise, is what happens when you give a 16-year-old kid a billion dollar music franchise. (See, also: Handjobs from Kim Kardashian.) E! News reports:

Our source says that Bieber was having a blast tossing water balloons at people’s crotches backstage…until he made direct contact with the ticked-off state trooper, who was part of a unit on hand for crowd control.
Bieber then retreated to his trailer while his bodyguard successfully persuaded the officer not to put a black mark on the kid’s squeaky-clean record (not including the madness that ensues among his fans when his very name is mentioned).
A state police spokesman described Bieber’s behavior Sunday as “inappropriate,” but he confirmed that no incident report was written and no further action will be taken against the teen or his entourage.

I can’t help but feel that a happier, less soul-crushing ending to this story would’ve been seeing Justin get thrown into a middle school dance as the officer pretends his gun is too wet to shoot. (Been there.) “Sorry, kid. –

Floyd Mayweather Jr. Looks Remorseful

In the docs she states that Floyd came into her Las Vegas home Thursday morning and awoke her by, “pulling me by my hair and throwing me on the ground in my living room and began punching me in my head.” She claims Floyd then began “dragging me on the floor and twisting my arm back … in attempt to try and break it.” According to the documents, Josie claims Floyd “continued to beat me in front of

Lindsay Lohan Just Peed in a Cup and Other News

Floyd Mayweather Jr. Looks Remorseful

Kristin Cavallari Seems Really Important All of a Sudden

Realizing taking photos of a Lindsay Lohan movie that mysteriously nobody is talking about making anymore is astronomically dumb, photographer Tyler Shields has wisely moved on to taking sexually provocative photos of Kristin Cavallari. A woman whose breasts I once insulted but only because my penis deep, intellectual brain part underestimated how relevant she is. So very, very relevant. (How do we get her on our money?)

Photos: Tyler Shields

Lindsay Lohan banned from her country movies now

Kim Kardashian on "the tonight show" earlier this week, Leno asked why they never gotten in trouble like Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan.

I don't know what she said, didn't see it, but what we are talking about at us.com if you care about.And may not be even Lindsay to be honest but Kim looked really hot last night, and woven in unrelated stories, we all sit down and enjoy.

But that's about Lindsey, and how everyone hates them. including Robert Rodriguez, who gave her a small role in his new movie

Lindsay Lohan not naked in ' AX '

AX ' at the Venice Film Festival. Lindsay Lohan isn't there because nobody likes her, but she probably should have because they have 3 nude scenes in ' AX ', and everyone is talking about it for years.

Or maybe you get it, said Mr whipping, who tells him either tester, or replaced by a body double in each scene.

Scene 1: Lindsay Lohan in the pool with Marc Rachel Alicia playing her mother.Breast of Marc very visible above the water, but are retained in the Lohan just below it.
She calls Trejo Danny to join them and we have cut the lead trailer Marek unknown blonde female breasts exposed on both sides of most of them certainly not Lohan in this shot.
After this flashback, so to speak, a Trejo at the back of his dead where is passed.Lohan on the left, we see only partial on her left breast again obscure arm.

Scene 2: Jeff Fahey watching footage of pool (in Grindhouse trailer) with Mark & unknown blonde again with Trejo tits displayed.

Scene 3: Lindsay Lohan, Rachel waking, mark both naked Alicia. we can see tits for Marc. Lohan, however, is overshadowed her hair blonde.

Says, "New York Post" basically the same thing. double body or thick hair long before continuing the banners from, such as a movie about some fur trader and Yukon God damn she wrapped in furs for warmth. God and that such nonsense.

American Idol has still hired Jennifer Lopez

Although unpopular, and unconditional, and pain in the ass, demanding Jennifer Lopez still seems to choose top producers as judge on American Idol next season, things can be in only a few days. It's amazing, but TMZ says

Contrary to some reports … there is drama news rather than Diva demands. According to one source, "it was a negotiation model."
We're told ... in the absence of failure in the last minute (highly unlikely) ... could sign the deal early next week.
Sources say "Idol" producers Jennifer is the key to activate the display.

Only real problem with them as a judge is that no one loves and she had no idea what the hell they are talking about. is there a view combining hot dog eating contest with making your cry maid? because if there is such a display, it's all set.

Lindsay Lohan beating baby in a car

Lindsay Lohan since full risk had not changed in any way, hit with a baby in it while dragging in traffic on Wednesday, then remained on scene to assist. The last part of course he lied. They just drove away. Radar says

And select the spectators two (Lohan) in West Hollywood has approximately 5 p.m. Wednesday, when she accidentally hitting the woman and child after failing to look both ways before turning.
"There was a woman pushing a stroller, maybe two or three decades, cross the street," watch Jaime Brian (said)."Lindsay red light and hit stroller. wasn't Super solid, but the impact, and beaten. Lindsay pulled to the right, for two seconds and then keep going."

But don't just take his word for it …

Radar also obtained exclusive video is just moments after the accident in luxury Lohan might see Maserati speed away.
At the same time, can hear the children crying in the stroller.
The woman in the video back car Lohan in disbelief as they continue to cross the street.
Jimmy said, "I'm 100% and driving Lindsay sure why her own eyes".

Don't get me wrong, I hate children and I'm all for run them more, but I'm almost positive would be illegal. at least where I live ... anything happens Lindsay? maybe not. If anything would make her cops just tie her bumper pad to from now on.

Goooo in bikini: image Lady

Jersey Shore "and got goooo to feed profanity fist-fight with soithert Sami, but today wrapped her breasts awesome huge in bikini and got some sun rays. And it was awesome. Especially the way her legs just kind of flop open when you are on the back. Perhaps of reflex. The bet if the chick in the end losing conditions in more than one occasion.

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Deana in bikini. :(

Just to follow the story below, I didn't go tanning goooo itself. Curtis Dina there too. Sometimes pictures photographers blur and focus. Unfortunately, this isn't one of those times.

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Say 50% to blame the wife of transparency international

When TI and his wife nagging visually "small" Cottle arrested in West Hollywood on Wednesday night for possession of controlled substances, it is said that marijuana and methodologies, in clear violation of his probation, according as the La times:

Jessica Albas shirt slightly see through

Jessica Alba returned to USA today after a few days in Venice to encourage "ax", when she landed at lax is not frown seen, because she was wearing a t-shirt made by someone who had never seen the shirt before, but I've heard it once, although only briefly, and what he heard some important details.

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Lindsay Lohan just barely beating baby car

Everytime the radar large exclusive story, TMZ immediately attempt to undermine. Lindsay Lohan on radar hit baby car. Guess what I will remember an event

According to one eyewitness, Lindsay Lohan's alleged "hit-and-run" TMZ ... lying photogs who sold video after the fact.

There is no source name that tells all the bullshit? what lucky break!

Eyewitness — photographer — says Lindsay was leaving the apartment on Wednesday (not on Sunday) and navigate to the drive Holloway with light green.

I heard that people in the foot?A reference or not, fuck you.

Says photog Lindsey "ever-so-slightly used bassinet-like tendency of 1 hour."

Keep in mind that Lindsay was pulled over on the run tab 3 days earlier.But, when she had a green light, she allegedly paid 1 mile per hour. is it's just dumb so they don't know what colors?

Also, I didn't start this story by saying it is a lie, that Lindsay does not hit the baby car?Because I'm sure just stated.

Says photog Lindsay pulled over, asked the nanny cart children if everything is okay, everyone and everything is fine, as it drove off.

After the radar when asked about this incident, Lindsey and said "I don't know what you are talking about."She did not stop to check a baby she hit and make sure everyone was okay.

So far no one has gone to the West Hollywood Sheriff "management" report.

Means that illegal immigrants pay stroller? she didn't go to the cops, huh? well fuck me suit!

Kate Gosselin Wants a Cop to Beat Her Kids. And Her Heart…

When her uterus isn’t directly causing crazed gunmen to hold the Discovery Channel building hostage, Kate Gosselin secretly pines for a strapping man in the law enforcement profession to rough her kids up before discharging his sidearm into her wanting perp. (Police erotica: Catch it!) Us Magazine reports:

At an Emmys after-party in L.A. on Sunday, the reality mom told a fellow reveler what kind of man she’s looking for: “a tough guy, like a cop, to whip my kids into shape,” Kate, 35 said. Someone, the divorced Kate Plus 8 star added, “who can handle my situation.”

And by her situation she means recklessly not choosing a selective reduction or she wouldn’t get as much free gifts as those sextuplets in Ohio. Oh, you didn’t know? That’s what this whole thing was always about. After Kate shat out her brood, she went on a rampage making sure she scored all the “freebies” her birth canal rightfully deserved. Except, surprise, you actually have to raise all those kids – or at least occasionally trip over them – even if you’re on Dancing with the Stars. I guess what I’m trying to say is, I’d probably ixnay the whipping talk after it’s been reported you pay your ex-husband hush money not to call child services. Or, no, wait, maybe I’m saying, I love kicking children around the house like soccer balls. Whichever one ends with me seeing Kate’s breasts then weeping for five days from shame and regret. It’s that one.

Photos: INFdaily

Lindsay Lohan Hit a Baby

Whoever thought it’d be a good idea to give Lindsay Lohan her license back has to be kicking themselves this morning – assuming they even have a soul and/or a capacity for logic (Jury’s out.) – because just slightly over a week after being released from rehab, she’s already hopped behind the wheel of a Maserati and allegedly clipped a child in a stroller before fleeing the scene. Of course, this can’t be true because that would mean Lindsay Lohan didn’t learn a lesson at all during her comically shortened sentence that will later be described as the “perfect recipe for vehicular manslaughter.” I refuse to believe it! RadarOnline reports:

“There was a woman pushing a kid in the stroller, maybe a two or three-year-old, crossing the street,” witness Brayan Jaime told RadarOnline.com, in an exclusive interview.
“Lindsay took the red light and hit the stroller. It wasn’t super hard, but she made impact and hit them,” Jaime said.
“Lindsay pulled to the right, stopped for two seconds, and then just kept going.”

And now for the classiest, most intellectual statement I will ever make on this site:

TOLD YOU SO.

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Mel Gibson’s Ex Wants 10x More Child Support

“Or perhaps ten times the blow me? Eh? Sleep on it.”

Now that she’s run out of hilarious phone calls to sell, Oksana Grigorieva has requested the judge increase Mel Gibson’s child support payments from $5,000 to more than $40,000, according to TMZ:

Mel currently pays Oksana the tidy sum of $5,000 a month in child support for baby Lucia, and also pays for the Sherman Oaks house where they live. But we’re told Oksana now wants nearly 10 times what she currently gets.
Here’s what’s interesting. Our sources say Oksana gets $2,500 a month in child support from Timothy Dalton — the father of her 13-year-old son Alexander.

So let me get this straight, a 13-year-old boy can survive on $30 grand a year, yet an infant needs basically half a mil? Jesus Christ. Is it on a strict albino tiger diet? I understand the irony in Jewing Mel Gibson into the poor house, but– oh, wait, I see what you’re doing.

As you were.

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Lindsay Lohan Only ‘Ever-So-Slightly’ Tapped The Stroller

Since TMZ is butt-hurt RadarOnline beat them to the punch on the Lindsay Lohan hit a baby story, they’ve gone to great lengths to shred its credibility, and to their credit, they’ve managed to whittle it down to Lindsay only gently nudged the stroller – WITH AN AUTOMOBILE – but stopped to check on the child which is why she’s not being reported for hit-and-run:

The eyewitness — a photographer — says Lindsay was leaving her apartment building Wednesday (not yesterday) and was turning onto Holloway Drive with a green light. The photog says Lindsay “ever-so-slightly tapped the stroller — like 1 mile an hour.”
The photog says Lindsay pulled over, asked the nanny pushing the stroller if everything was okay and was told everyone and everything was fine, so she drove off.

So for the record, Lindsay Lohan really did cause two tons of moving steel to come in contact with a child’s stroller, yet had “no idea” what RadarOnline was talking about when they asked her to comment. Then again, she might have forgotten about it already like normal people do right after almost crushing a toddler. Ha! Happens all the time.

Photos: INFdaily

Like nothing happened

Lindsay Lohan two identity, given the test that she did not complete and 90 days that she had not been used, but she is famous far back behind the wheel, driving around 01: 00 this morning. Even if you live in Los Angeles, from now on you have to live like will Smith's I am legend. Set an alarm and start off after the sun goes down, otherwise the danger and death lurks around every corner.

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Mariah Carey admits she is pregnant. Type.

Way back in June 2nd, started rumors Mariah Carey was pregnant, but she never said anything about it, then she calmed down somewhat. So this weekend, during a concert in Brazil (pictured above), when she looked a little fatter than usual and rumors kicked all over again.

Nick Cannon and refuse her husband on his radio address, because that would be something interesting to talk about, and believe me when I tell you that he has no idea how fucking know something like this.

Luckily, Maria website yesterday and everything is confirmed, albeit more cryptic way imaginable.

This is the "most wonderful body holioods"

Jennifer Love Hewitt cover people this summer to the issue between them about the best bodies in Hollywood. I went to fantastic fat and now her amazing (their words, not mine).

After each image to hide behind something.Whenever she's in the magazine, it's like a stroll in the Woods and exotic hunt. it's always a partnership off behind something.

Well this is why.In fact a complete chaos, as you can see in these pictures taken today in Toluca Lake, which you'll be fine but want credit for telling women to love the body during continued lying about her own. her ass too large can reach with paddle and her brain will minutes before I got the message, "or."

Thursday afternoon headlines

جي أو إن ماير-توجه أمس tumblr وقال Huffington بوست "كامل الخراء" كلمة 463 ردا على كلمة 150 قصة يعني ضمناً أنه قد يكون إلى الخلف مع جنيفر أنيستون. ربما كان تفرط، ولكن دعونا نرى شخص بلاب أنت كنت تعود تلك العاهرة فوغ وانظر كيف اعجابكم. (tumblr، وظيفة هوف)

جيريمي رينر--فاز الرائدة المعاكس توم كروز في 'البعثة: 4' مستحيلة، يديرها براد بيرد، الذي سيبدأ الإنتاج في فصل الخريف والأفلام في الولايات المتحدة وفانكوفر، وبراغ ودبي. الانسيابية ومن المتوقع للنجمة في 'ظ: أنا 5' أيضا، ولكن بعد ذلك الامتياز يجوز تسليم إلى رينر. فعلا كنت المصرفية على ذلك، لأنه إذا كان هناك شيء واحد جيد في هوليوود، وضع خطط طويلة المدى والتمسك به.(الموعد النهائي)

كان إم إيه تي تي دامون-مرة أخرى اليوم بتصوير مشاهد لموسم جديد من "30 روك" (التي حصلت أخيرا على جيدة في العام الماضي) والراعي Sherri نشرت صورة لهم مع مورغان تريسي.دايمون يلعب طيار الذي يرجع تينا فأي، في حين تلعب الراعي آخر شيء رطل من لحم الخنزير المقدد ترى أن أي وقت مضى. (twitpic)

راهب صوفي-بطيئة في هاواي في بيكيني، التي أكثر من كافية لجعل الصفحة في يوم وهذا لا يصدق.محمل الجد ترى أن القصة مات ديمون؟WTF كان ذلك كله؟(ساحل المحيط الهادئ)

Like nothing happened, part 2

Lindsay Lohan some meeting in Santa Monica yesterday, and granted it kind of looks awesome, but showing off her huge tits and make my penis flush of blood was never a problem. She always good too. Where the hell she even found a shirt too thin? Is there a website where you can download and print the t-shirts or something?

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Like nothing happened, part 3

Holy shit. I can't even remember why I was mad at her. There is wonderful when you place a tight shirt shows off her huge tits only comes alive. It's like when the snow on his hat magic.

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Britney may marry again

Britney Spears remained in a bikini at the beach resort of fancy Maui with her boyfriend Jason Trauik whom she dated since March ' 09, and spent some time yesterday in the church there. This was related in any way with the cover story of this weeks OK magazine, which says that British and little sister Jamie Lynn planning to double wedding?

Probably not, not. Britney is very proud to make this mistake again. Just look at them.So wise, so it's like watching an upscale Eagle.

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Jessica Alba forgot something

Jessica Alba was roof photo shoot in Los Angeles yesterday, and when she stood near the edge you can kind of see until her clothes. But not enough to see anything great. Was somewhat disappointing. In fact, in light of what is at stake, he likes to admit, I cry for over an hour.

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50 cent was rough night

And 50 per cent on its homepage Twitter overnight last encounter scary with some brutal, the inner city.

"I can't believe my grand mother making me out garbage I fuck this rich and I am going home, I need this shit."
"I got the dam motherfuckers have a Dieter a nasty to people at home, she likes coach about me."

It's like a scene from "the great" momas House. Fortunately, 50 calmed down later, more or less.

"Allhiphop.com fuckin wit me alright Motherfuckers invites me cent Totti who catch 1 you motherfuckers fuckin computer geeks."
"OK I am calm and now I was gonna go to the side and slap fristniga I saw on Twitter."

I don't pretend to understand the hood, but if the loudspeakers set can declare war, then it's not as difficult as I'm led to believe. "Beta niggas change their weapons in fuk. only reason day Dad ENT DUN FIDI cuz grown man, grown up analysis that Cape Town shit, and now he gets his, he shine gun."

Good Morning, Katy Perry

Those’ll wake you up.

Katy Perry performed her hit song “California Gurls” on The Today Show this morning (after the jump) and I don’t really have much to say here without tipping my hand and revealing I’m just some weird dude on the Internet who’s a little too obsessed with breasts. Some things should remain private and I think I’m doing a pretty good job keeping that one under wraps. You suckers don’t even have a clue. Muahahaha!

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‘I’s Gonna Murry You in My Berkini.’

These are shots of Britney Spears and Jason Trawick scoping out the chapel at their hotel in Maui yesterday which seems to have set off the “Britney’s Getting Married” alarm across the entire gossip circuit. Now some of you might be wondering, “Is Britney really stupid enough to get married again?” Which is, of course, the wrong question and not just because the answer is “Unbelievably so.” No, the real question is, how the fuck is this legal? She’s still under a conservatorship which means she technically can’t even sign her own marriage license without her dad’s co-signature making this thing a weird-ass arranged marriage. No, really, this Jason Trawick guy is essentially marrying a retarded person trapped in a questionably attractive body and everyone’s okay with this? We’re just gonna let his happen? Christ, at least when she married Kevin they were intellectual equals. Intellectual equals that someone forgot to neuter, but equals nonetheless.

Photos: Flynet, Splash News

Karissa Shannon: ‘There’s a Sex Tape.’ Heidi Montag: ‘No, There Isn’t.’

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Lindsay Lohan is Britney Spears Now

In more ways than one apparently.

The team responsible for allegedly reviving Britney Spears‘ “career” are now working to do the same thing to Lindsay Lohan’s. Which sounds reasonable until you realize I just referenced a person who’s been legally declared a burden of the state as the ideal business model. Page Six reports:

The troubled starlet has handed the reins of her messy finances to Lou Taylor, the savvy, no-nonsense Nashville businesswoman who guided Spears back from the brink. Spears’ manager, Larry Rudolph, is also believed to be interested in getting involved in Lohan’s music career.
Lohan is currently lying low at home in LA, where just two days out of rehab, she’s already turning down offers of up to $150,000 to host parties at clubs and casinos.
Another source said, “Lindsay knows she has to stay home and behave, she knows one wrong move could land her back in jail. She has support from her mom, Dina, and Lou Taylor, who is a strong influence and a deeply religious and principled woman.

I’ll give Lindsay’s “team” credit for one thing, they know how to sell bullshit to Page Six. $150,000 appearance fees? Lying low? Are they kidding me? I’ve seen more of Lindsay Lohan’s chest in public over the past 24 hours than I have my own penis. And I’m a chronic masturbator deep, misunderstood nudist.

Photos: Fame

Paris Hilton’s Boyfriend is an A-Hole

When Nathan Parada burst into Paris Hilton’s house like the benevolent angel of natural selection he was, it was just assumed her private security team handled the situation until the cops arrived. Turns out Paris is actually dating nightclub tycoon Cy Waits who was at her house and pulled a gun on the intruder which proves there is absolutely nothing Vegas won’t rob me of. TMZ reports:

Law enforcement sources confirm … Hilton’s BF — Vegas nightclub kingpin Cy Waits — told police that he and Paris heard loud banging noises coming from downstairs around 6:30 AM Tuesday … so he grabbed his gun and went to check out the situation.
We’re told Cy claims he spotted Nathan Parada peering through a window and carrying two knives — a large kitchen knife and a buck hunting knife.
Cy immediately went outside — with his weapon drawn — and ordered Parada to drop the knives and lay on his stomach. We’re told Cy kept his gun pointed at Parada until cops arrived.

You know that old saying about how a butterfly flaps its wings in the rainforest, I’m not held legally responsible for groping strippers? This is sort of like that except Cy Waits not only stomped on the butterfly, but proceeded to mate with an entire generation of tree frogs thus ensuring 10 months of winter. Followed by a tsunami.

Don’t fuck with nature, kids.

Photos: Splash News

Taylor Momsen Doesn’t Need Your Lame Charity

Somehow Taylor Momsen’s band The Pretty Reckless landed themselves on Letterman last night where she, of course, did her best to act like this was all a bunch of passé shit miles beneath her dark and edgy love of vibrators at age 16. (She’ll later apologize and profess her love for Dave within 48 hours. For such are her ways.) This must’ve been awesome for the two dudes in her band who finally catch a break after reconciling every morning that they play backup for Cindy Lou Who in lingerie. I understand most musicians are just happy to land paying gigs, but there’s no way this wasn’t the biggest heroin-fueled gamble of their lives.

DUDE #1: Okay, so we just sort of play for a while and see what happens.
DUDE #2: What was the name of the show again?
DUDE #1: “Gossip Girl.”
DUDE #2: …. I want all the drugs you can afford. In my mouth.

Photos: Splash News, WENN

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Jessica Alba is the Greatest Actress Alive

I don’t know what compelled me to write that headline, but it’s really something I don’t say about Jessica Alba enough. I just sort of woke up this morning and, for no reason whatsoever, realized she’s a phenomenal actress and should be commended as such. What’s that? You can see up her skirt? I didn’t even notice. I’ve been so captivated by her work in, uh, –

Riley Steele in presentation three-dimensional Piranha

Riley Steele site but also in 3D "Piranha", she looked adorable Ministers Hollywood last night. Is awesome girls looking really good km are in porn these days. Bastia, José Alberto Kiki and rose Christina Akira ASA (which I love more than my dad) just to name a few. Should get acting jobs more real. Men in porn are fuckin dorks, if would be excited to have sex with them and I'm sure they could be called a scary fish. Just works. Anyone can do that shit. Monkey God damn, several dogs and three dolls to "walk" Hollywood celebrities, how difficult it can be really.

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Kelly Brook in presentation three-dimensional Piranha

Kelly Brook was of course the presentation three-dimensional Piranha also clothing and showed her legs and breast cancer, which is probably the most positive thing anybody ever say this movie.

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Nicole Kidman, Elevator of her car

Nicole Kidman and husband Keith Urban upper floor just bought the $ 10 million in the Chelsea in New York City. 3248 square feet, 3 bedrooms and 3.5 bathrooms, living room with 20 x 22 feet floor to ceiling windows overlooking the River.

Oh, and it also has a special elevator car turns into a flight lands in the front door, presumably so hop in the basin filled with tears of Phoenix.

Boasts luxurious apartment 16 and modern ' "garage" ' resident permit to park their vehicle leased premises, and to this word, avoiding trouble parking underground or street children.

Will show these apartments 15 professional players and Ben Roethlisberger. highlighting the fact that any default budget gets punch can go right to fund your luggage. any witness of any offence. final as a sign of wealth and status.

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Offence only Lance Lindsay so much confidence

The doctors treating Lindsay Lohan rehab facility at the University is to see it was several years ago for pneumonia disorder should not be placed on adderall.

Why is it so bad?What can happen to people who take adderall when no longer needed? well, according to this crap on TM Zed band

(They) experience similar effects as those who use cocaine or methamphetamine.
(They) display symptoms of mania often do things like "driving around until all hours of the morning, smoking, tweeting, and texting all night. can become very impulsive."
"(They) may complain of insomnia and then take the ambin or other means to sleep to help it vicious fall asleep."
(Seconds) expert tells us alcohol is also very common among patients taking adderall.
Ran "adderall with side effects of alcohol

Indiana Jones 5 on the way. For some reason.

Oh Holy shit we really do this. Says jubilo

Says star Shia LaBeouf actually them story set for potential projects.
LaBeouf says, "I got to the Office of Stephen, he pitched a bit for me seems crazy, really looks cool.

Heidi massacre in bikini (?)

Take different forms, so sad when he heard the massacre of Heidi's plastic surgeon who provided (and world) have a great day this week, she appears to have plans to go to Costa Rica and sadness. And now here.

At least that's supposed to be. If the breast no idea. It sounds really different. Somehow. Not "plastic surgery".More like "decimal" evil monkey paw. I'll still bang shit out of them, however, just so we're clear.

Is there a sex tape Heidi massacre?

There may or may not be sex tape Heidi massacre, but are we really supposed to take this little attention-starved it of course say.

TMZ has learned Spencer Pratt is currently shopping is alleged sex tape featuring himself and close his ex-wife Heidi massacre.
Honcho live Hirsch Stephen tells us, "I just got off the phone with Spencer Pratt about sex tape with Heidi massacre."
"We are still in the early negotiations may reach terms of agreement".

Live course, the same company that released sex tapes, Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton Fishburne Montana Kendra Wilkinson. but, whatever, even if made Heidi video, she made him, unless it contains a coupon for 12 weeks of hypnosis and grief counselling, no thanks.

Lindsay Lohan Is Not a Drug Addict. Come Again?

Doctors at UCLA have apparently concluded that Lindsay Lohan is not a bipolar drug addict after all and was simply misdiagnosed with ADHD which led to her going on the most highly publicized Adderall bender known to man. Excuse me while I vomit blood. TMZ reports:

We’re told Lindsay has been “weaned off” all of her meds — Dilaudid, Ambien, Adderall, Zoloft, Trazodone and Nexium — and has had no adverse reaction. Likewise, she has had no withdrawal issues in the alcohol department. Bottom line — the docs don’t think Lindsay is an addict.
And, we’re told Lindsay was misdiagnosed in the past with Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD) — which is why she started taking Adderall. The UCLA docs say LiLo does not have ADHD.
And finally, as for having psychiatric problems — again the doctors say it’s just not the case. Morningside Recovery — the rehab facility Judge Revel initially chose for Lindsay — determined she was bipolar, but the docs at UCLA say she is not. Our sources say Lindsay suffers from a personality disorder, which is all too common in society and sometimes partly the result of difficulties when growing up in Hollywood.

When asked to identify the personality disorder, Lindsay’s physician pulled out a picture of Michael and Dina before making the sign of the cross and lighting it on fire. On that note, other physicians are chiming in to back up the Adderall theory:

Dr. Joe Haraszti — a prominent L.A. addiction specialist — tells TMZ … people who take Adderall when they don’t need it can experience similar effects as people who use cocaine or methamphetamine.
Dr. Haraszti tells us … people who unnecessarily take Adderall can display manic symptoms … and often do things like “driving around until all hours of the morning … smoking heavily … tweeting … and texting all night long.” The doc adds, “They can become very impulsive.”
The doc also notes that people in that situation “might then complain of insomnia and then take Ambien or other sleep aids to help fall asleep … it’s a vicious cycle.”

Awesome. So basically the moral of the story is Lindsay Lohan just got served the biggest scapegoat of her life on a silver platter. “See? It was everybody else’s fault! AHAHAHAHAHA!

Tila Tequila Has a Boo Boo

Here’s Tila Tequila on Robertson Blvd. yesterday where she must’ve lit the Whore Signal hours in advance because literally every single photo agency I looked at had these shots of her “injuries” from The Gathering of the Juggalos. So knowing this was entirely staged, I couldn’t help but wonder if a Band-Aid that big was necessary until I realized it’s probably the children’s brand and there couldn’t have been much of a choice. It was either that or try talking through an adult size wrapped around her head twice which, for the record, I’d pay cash money to make happen. You know, because I care about wound sterilization so much. Eat a dick, infection! (Cash money.)

Photos: Fame, Splash News

LeAnn Rimes Gives Bikinis a Bad Name

LeAnn Rimes performed in a bikini on last night’s episode of America’s Got Talent and, as someone who dabbles in bikinis like Da Vinci dabbled with paint, I really don’t like the message being sent to mainstream audiences. Now everyone’s going to associate bikinis with homewrecking instead of their true, pure purpose of showing as much tits and ass as possible so I get an erection. And all because LeAnn Rimes thought it’d be cute to tart herself up in an attempt to look interesting. STOP RUINING EVERYTHING YOU TOUCH! Goddammit.

Photos: WENN

That’s More Like It

What at first seemed like another sad example of PTSD gone horribly wrong, has finally revealed itself as your typical “Boy Uses Swamp Pig for Publicity” thus restoring balance to the universe and allowing me to stop writing letters to the Pentagon.

Drew Barrymore is Wasted

Because it’s Friday and I mentally checked out sometime after Karissa Shannon’s ass yesterday, I thought it’d be fun to pretend it’s 1986 when seeing a shit-faced Drew Barrymore was as adorably shocking as it was increasingly commonplace. Haha! She’s trying to be like E.T. when he drank the beers again. Oh, Gertie.

Play me off, Toto!

Photos: INFdaily, Pacific Coast News